Tumhare Abbu Kitne Saal K Hain
Friend: Tumhare Abbu Kitne Saal K Hain?
Pathan: Jitne Saal Ke Hum Hai.
Friend: Wo Kse?
Pathan:O Yara Jis Din Hum Paida Hua, Usi Din To Wo Abbu Bana!;-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 897 views
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