diwano ko ijjazat

After watching the PEPSI Ad,

A Boy suddenly started kissing his Girl Friend.

Girl Friend:ye kia ker rahay ho?

Boy
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DIWANO KO IJAZAT NAHI CHAHIAY PIAAS BUJHANAY KI

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 944 views
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