Toy Train se khel rha tha

Toy Train se khel rha
tha
aur Bar-Bar bol rha tha,
"Jis HARAMI ko chadna
hai chad jao, Jis
KAMINE ne utarna hai
utr jao..."
.
.
.
Uske BAAP ne uski train
rok k 1 zor se
thappad laga diya...
.
.
Bachha thodi der ro k
chup ho gaya aurfir
shuru ho gaya,
.
.
"Jis HARAMI ko chadna
hai chad jao, Jis
KAMINE ne utrna hai utr
jao ."
.
.
Pehle hi kisi KUTTE ki
wajah seTrain 10
min
late ho gayi hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1151 views
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