larkian
Agr “punjab” ki larkiyan papita bechti to larkon ko bahut faida hota.
Kyun k larkiyon ko ye aawaz lagani parti
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PAPPI TE LE LO
PAPPI TE LE LO:-
by haleema sadia (few years ago!) / 815 views
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