Gf – “I cheated.” Bf – “So what do u think I love u?I was also cheating u for past 2 yrs.”

Girl cried & said “I was talking about exams.”

Boy:oOops

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 801 views

Santa standing on

Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.

Banta: Santa u'll die.

Santa: U'll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan Ki Apny Bap Se Larai

1 Pathan Ki Apny Bap Se Larai Ho Gai,
Pathan Ne Gusy Me Apny Bap Ki
Tasveer Uthai Aur Kabrstan Me Latka Di,
Aur Neechy Likh Dia?“Coming Soon”.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

College righting

A visitor to a certain college paused to admire the
new Hemingway Hall that had been built on campus.
"It's a pleasure to see a building named for Ernest
Hemingway," he said.
"Actually," said his guide, "it's named for Joshua
Hemingway. No relation."
The visitor was astonished. "Was Joshua Hemingway
a writer, also?"
"Yes, indeed," said his guide. "He wrote a check."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

When asked What is a contingent fee?

When asked, "What is a contingent fee?" a lawyer answered, "A contingent fee to a lawyer means, if I don't win your suit, I get nothing. If I do win it, you get nothing."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

2 Pathan bike per ja rahay the

2 Pathan bike per ja rahay the

Police walay ne rok ker

kaha:

pata nai hai ke Double swari per pabandi hai

Pathan: pata hai isi liye to isko wapis chornay ja raha hon

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)