Dukandar aorat ko

Dukandar aorat ko kapre dikha dikha kar thak gya aakhir bola:Afsos hai k apko koi kapra psand nai aya

Aorat:koi bat nai

Me to wese bhi sabzi lene aai thi

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 904 views
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