Santa ne dariya me dubte hue
Santa ne dariya me dubte hue 1 aadmi ko bachaya
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fir wapas dariya me fenk diya
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Banta- kyo?
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Santa -kahawat h "neki kr Dariya me daal"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1222 views
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