Larkay Nay Mast Jawab Dya
Aik Larka Doosray Say: Tunay Meri Girlfriend Ko Propose Kio Kia ?
Doosray Larkay Nay Mast Jawab Dya,
Jab Tak Larki Kunwari Ha, Na Teri Ha Na Meri Ha.
Bas Samjh Lo K Sarkari Ha.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 826 views
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