Dr Mere Paas Paise Nhi He,

Mariz: Dr Mere Paas Paise Nhi He,

Aap Mera Ilaaj Kar De To Kbhi Apke Kaam Aaunga.

Dr.-Kya Kaam Karte Ho?

Mariz- Qabar Khodata Hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 926 views
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