Japan ny aik mirror discover kiya

Japan ny aik mirror discover kiya !

Is mirror k samny jo b jhot bolta wo mar jata.

Ek pathan, french, american or indian ko mirror k samny laya gya.

American: I think I love iraq.

He died.

French: I thnk I hate Perfumes.

He died

Indian: I think I love kashmiri

He died.

Phatan: I think

And…

He DIED.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 845 views
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