Mobile cell phone par
Kid (mobile cell phone par): Madam, mera beta aaj school nahi aaygea?
Madam: Aap kon bol rahe ho?
Funny Kid: Mere papa bol rahe hain.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 811 views
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Dedicated to All boys:
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“Apki kahani humari zubani”
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Apke pas dimag hai,
chalta ni alag baat hai..
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Aap smart hai,
koi manta nai hai alag baat hai..
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Ap sareef hai,
lagta nai alag baat hai..
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Kaafi izzat hai apki,
koi karta nai alag baat hai..
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Apki bezzati ho rahi hai..
Aap phir bhi ye post padhke hass
rahe
hai..
‘kya baat hai’…
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)