Dadi mrte hue boli:Beta me apna farm, 6 tractor,50 janwar & 22,389,630 cash tmhare naam krti hun
Pota:dadi ye sub hai kahan?

Dadi: Farmville on facebook.:

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1278 views

Pathan Ny Bache Ka Nam MQM

Pathan Ny Bache Ka Nam MQM Rakha

Dost: Apko MQM Sy Nfrat Hy
Phr Apny Bete Ka Nam MQM Ku Rukha,

Pathan: Hum Sari Dunya Ko
Batana Chata Hai Pathan MQM Ka Baap He.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A kangaroo kept getting

A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could jump high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence.
But he was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo.

The next day, a twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he got out.

When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, “How high do you think they’ll go?”

The kangaroo said, “About a thousand feet, unless somebody locks the gate at night!”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Do u know the meaning of WIFE??

Husband asks , “Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
“Without Information Fighting Every time”
Wife replies,” No, It means ,
“With Idiot For Ever !!!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Me us ki jaga le sakti hun

1 girl ki death k bad us ki saheli us k boy friend k pas gai aur boli:kia me us ki jagah le sakti hun.

Bf :mujhe koi aitraz nai qabristan walo se puch lo.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Zubaiada apna ka guse me totka

Jo qoom 2 mint signal par khari nai ho sakti wo kia khaak apne pairu par kia khari hogi.
Zubaida apa aj tapi howi hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)