apna number to likh kr dihkao

B0y: tumharay pen main ink nae hai kya
Grl: andhay h0 kia?
chal t0 raha hai
B0y : acha t0 apna number t0 likh kr dikha0…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 517 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

Commerce professor asks

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
funny

100% Majedar joke
.
.
3 Dost Diwali Ke Baad Mile
.
.
.
1st :Mere Daddy 10,000 Ke Patake
Laaye,
Humne 3 Ghante Tak Bajaye,
.
.
2nd: Mere Daddy 15,000 Ke Pataake
Laaye Thhe,
Humne 4 Ghante Tak Bajaye,
.
.
.
.
.
3rd:Daddy Ghar Par Nahin Thhe…
.
.
Toh Mera Bhai 5000 Ka Sirf Ek
Pataaka Laaya Aur Saari Raat Humne
Baari-Baari Bajayaa..;-P

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Santa:My mother in law

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mobile Ke Sath Esa To Na Karo

Ek Pathan Apna Mobile Qabristan Mein Dafna Raha Tha.

Ek Aadmi Ne Ye Dekha Aur Hairan Hokar Us Se Puchha

Aadmi: “Khan Sahab, Yeh Kya Kar Rahe Ho?”

Pathan: “Yaara Dukan Wale Ne Kha Hai Ke Mobile Dead Ho Gya Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
son:"dady what is difference between

son:"dady what is difference between
confidence & secret"?
dad:" u r my son that is confidence .
ur friend is also is my son that is secret

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Doctor. tumhari sehat buhat khrab hai

Doctor: tumhari sehat bohat kharab hai,
cigrrete-noshi chor do.
.
.
.
Pathan: ye nahi ho sakta kyon k cigarrete to chor
donga.
Magar noshi meri biwi hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Tuti hoi chappal say pitay ga

Boy : Jan-e-man!
Totay howay dil se pyaar karogi
ya dil tootnay tak pyaar karogi?

Girl : Kameenay!
Tuti hoi chappal say pitay ga
ya chappal tootnay tak pitega.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband and Wife were fighting,

Husband and Wife were fighting,

Husband: Begum ye masla humein Larai se nhi Aqal se hal krna chahiye..! . . . . .

Biwi: Haan..! Ta k Tum Jeet jao na;->!!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
PATHAN ko chiragh mila

PATHAN ko chiragh mila . chirag ragara.
JIN ne kaha “3 wishes bato.”
PATHAN: No 1 . Eik bara bangla .
No 2 us main Khob dolat mand log.
No 3 Humko is main chokidar lagwa do

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
A lawyer was driving

A lawyer was driving his Ford down the street, singing to himself, "I love my Ford." Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He survived, but his car was Crashed. "My car! My car!" he sobbed.

Another man was driving by and cried out, " you're bleeding! your left arm is gone!"

The lawyer, sobbed again, "My Rolex! My Rolex!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Sargodha is great

ZONG walon ki Awaz aye.

Bhikari: Mein bahut lachaar ..

Cheel ko English Main kya Ke..

Khan Sahb Ki Flight Ma Tabya..

Ashqi Wala Sher Sunao

Santa to Banta

Yesterday I sent a fax

Teacher : What comes after 69?

Rang gora karne wali cream

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook