apna number to likh kr dihkao

B0y: tumharay pen main ink nae hai kya
Grl: andhay h0 kia?
chal t0 raha hai
B0y : acha t0 apna number t0 likh kr dikha0…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 518 views
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