Girls Vs Boys
Girl 1 :- I am in love
Girl 2 :- Who is he ?
Girl 3 :- How does he look ?
Girl 4 :- What color ?
Girl 5 :- How tall is he ?
Girl 6 :- What is he doing ?
Girl 7 :- Who r his frnds ?
Girl 8 :- Total wealth ?
After full inspection All Girls :- Be careful he might be a bad guy
Girl1 :- OK
Same situation
Boy 1 :- I am in love
Boy 2 :- Bhai Party
Boy 3 :- Bhai Party
Boy 4 :- Bhai Party
Boy 5 :- Bhai Party
Boy 6 :- Bhai Party
Boy 7 :- Bhai Party
Boy 8 :- Bhai Party
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 892 views
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