Parantho main aalu nazar nahin aa rhe

Ramu-Inn aalu k parantho mein aalu nazar nahin aa
rahe hai
Shyamu-Yaar naam par mat ja
Kashmiri pulav mei kabhi kashmir nazar aata hai
kya.?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 881 views
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