Mein ne M.A kiya hai
Pehla pagal: Tum ne kahan tak parha hai?
Doosra pagal: Mein ne M.A kiya hai, ab soch raha hoon Matric kar loon.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 935 views
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