Teri girl friend gaye bazar

twinkle Twinkle little star,
teri girl friend gaye bazar,

us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 783 views
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