twinkle Twinkle little star,
teri girl friend gaye bazar,

us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 1086 views

In a Hospital a Doctor Was

In a Hospital a Doctor Was Dismissed For Reading a Book..
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Guess the Name Of That Book?
How To Become a Doctor
In 30 Days!';

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Gaou ka master ji bacho ku english parra raha ta

Gaou ka master ji bacho ku english parra raha ta-----

Bacho ye ,, M,, hy .

M say mother--maa--jaisay sheeday ki maa----

Dosray din master ji nay board pay W lika-- bacho ye kia hy??

aik bacha bola-----sir---hy tu ye sheeday ki maa --par aj is ki taangay oopar hy

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

1 Sardar Ji Ki Shadi Hui

1 Sardar Ji Ki Shadi Hui.
Rukhsati K Waqt Dulhan
Pehle Maa K Galay Lag K Roi,
Phir Baap K,
Phir Bhai Aor Behan K Galay Lag K Roi.
Sardar Ji Ne Dulhan Le
Jane Se Inkar Kr Dia Or Kaha
Aey Twade Kolon Chup Nai Hondi
Te Mere Kolon Kinj Howe Gi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

I tried your number

Santa: I tried your number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!"


Banta: Nahi Pape, It's my HELLO TUNE!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa Apne Dost Se:

Santa Apne Dost Se: “Aaj Ghar Jate Hi Biwi Ki Chaddi Utarunga.”
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Dost: “Aaj Bade Mood Mein Lagte Ho?”
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Santa: “Ghanta, Bahut Tight Hai Yaar, Subah Galti Se Biwi Ki Pehan Li Thi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)