sardar: Cheel ko english main kiya kehte hain ?

sardar:
Cheel ko english main kiya kehte hain ?
2 sardar:
Eagle
...
Sardar:
Agar cheel beemar hojaye to ?
2 sardar:
illegal ....

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 728 views
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