Jealous Husband;

"Aaj tk tum kitney logo k saath soyi ho?"

Wife; Such bolon tu sirf aap k sath hi soyi hon baki sabhi k sath sari sari raat jagti thi.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 719 views

f you paas in the Exam

DAD: if you paas in the Exam , I will give u 1 cycle

SON: If I fail?

DAD: I will give u 10 cycles.

SON: why?

DAD: puttar , Fir Tu dukaan hi kholni ae!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sardar

zindgi bay hal hai.
sur hai na tall hai.
messege box b kangal hai.
kia aap ki sms factory main hartall hai.
yar kuch to behjo ye mery mobile ki zindgi ka sawal hai......

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Teacher : me jis janwar ka naam lu,

Teacher : me jis janwar ka naam lu,
tum sab uski awaaz nikalna....

Teacher :- Dog?

Student :-Bow Bow!
Tcher :- Cat?

Student :- Meow

Tcher- : Lion?

Student :- Aah Aah Aah Aaah..
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Tcher: kamino mene " LION " kaha h,
Not 'Leone'..! :D

Student : ooo teri :-P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher Pappu Se Puchhta Hai

Teacher Pappu Se Puchhta Hai.
Teacher: “Tumhare Papa Kya Karte Hai?”

Pappu: “Sir, Wo Roz Galiyaan Khaate Hai”

Teacher: “Kya Matlab Hai Tumahara?”

Pappu: “Ji, Wo Customer Care Executive Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Main ne tumhain baghair dekhe shadi kr li

Wife: Main ne tumhain baghair dekhe shadi kr li.

Shohar: Aur meri sharafat dekho,

Main ne dekh kar bhi inkar ni kiya..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)