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Husband Wife Mai Larai Hui
Husband Ghar Se Chala Gaya
Husband: Raat Ko Fone Pay Khanay Mai Kia Hai
Wife:Zehar
Husband:Mai Dair Se Aoonga
Tum Kha Kar So Jana..
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