Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye

Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk.

After some time santa asks: "behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?"

Girl: "Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye."

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 635 views
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