har khushi kay moqa par
Aik dost doosray say yar tum apnay doston ko har khushi kay moqa par kabootron ka jora kiun detay ho.
Doosra dost: is liye keh woh doosray din meray pas wapis aajatay hain.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 801 views
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nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot
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aya hai tere ko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaoon gayea hai,
kheti karne ko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi
jhoot nehin bolega.
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Santa Door Kisi Shehar Mein Apne Friend Ki Shadi Mein Gaya.
Par Raste Mein Kisi Wajah Se Bus Nikal Gayi Aur Vo Chalte Chalte Ek Gaanv Mein Pahunch Gaya.
Toh Santa Sochta Hai Kisi Ke Ghar Hi Raat Kaat Lete Hai, Yeh Soch Kar Woh Ek Ghar Ka Darwaja Khatt Khtata Hai.
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Santa: “Ye Bahu Betiyon Ka Ghar Hai Kya?”
Aadmi: “Haan, Kya Karna Hai Bolo”
Santa: “Ji Ek Raat Kaatni Thi.“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: Shadi ke waqt Dulha ko gorhy (horse) par kion betaya jata hai??
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Student: Last warning di jati hai ky abhi bhi waqt hai bhaag ja….
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
breaking news:
shahid afridi ny gulshan-e-iqbal block 13 mein tandoor kholny ka faisla kar liya hy.
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;BOOM BOOM CHAPATI
by sarmad abbas (few years ago!)
Teacher 2 pathan student: Jis admi k Dono Hath na hon usay English main kya kahein ge?
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Pathan:
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HANDS FREE !!!:
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar:Kal mere aba Kunwain men gir gye or zor zor se cheekhne lge:
Bachao Bachao
2nd:Ab kese hen?
1st:Theek hi honge, kal se koi awaz to nahi aayi..
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Police:
Tumhe Kal Subah 5 Baje
Phansi Di Jayegi
Sardar: HA HA HA!
Police: Kyo Hass Rahe Ho?
Sardar: Mein To Subah 8 Baje Utthta Hoon
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher to KG class Student:
1 saal mai kitna mahine hote
hain.?
Stdnt:12 mOnth
Teacher:wow!!
Tmhe kese pata chala.?
Stdnt:
12 mahino mai 12 tareeqo se
tujh Ko Pyaarr jataOnga rree.,.
(,”)
_/((\_ dhinki
<< chika
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
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. . boy:-tumhara mobile double sim wala
to nahi hai na...
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"I'll admit I'm wrong," the wife told her husband in a conciliatory attempt, "if you'll admit I'm right."
He agreed and, like a gentleman, insisted she go first.
"I'm wrong," she said.
With a twinkle in his eye, he responded, "You're right!"
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