maa baap ko dekhne se sawab milta ha

Son : abbu g mein ne suna ha k maa baap ko dekhne se sawab milta ha.

Father: jis tarah tu chup chup k dekhta ha kaminay us tarah dekhney se gunah milta ha.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 923 views
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