Pathan darakht pe charha
Pathan darakht pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha: Upar Q aye?
Pathan:AMROOD khanayBandar:Yeh to AAM ka Darakht ha;
pathan. pata ha:Main AMROOD sath laya hon..
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