Laloo's Son: Papa, aapki shaadi me kitna kharcha aaya tha?

Funny Laloo: Meine kabhi hisab nahi lagaya, par mein aaj tak uss ke liye pay kar raha hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 716 views

Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?

Marriage Broker: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?

Man: Mujhe chand jaisi biwi chahiye, jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kanjos

Sardar 2 Kanjos:
Sari Dunya Mazar Ko Chom Rhe Hai Or Tu Is Admi
Ko Chom Rha Hai
Kyun?
Kanjos: Chup Kar Ja Bwaqoof!
Tujhy Pata Nhe K LANGAR Yehi Bantay Ga

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Dangerous Dosti

Main ghar late aaya to Dad ne poochha: "Where
were you.
.
Maine kaha: "Friend ke ghar tha...
.
Dad ne mere hi saamne mere 10 friends ko call
kiya.
.
4 ne kaha: "Haan Uncle, yahin par tha...
.
2 ne kaha: "Abhi just nikla hai...
.
3 ne kaha: "Yahin hai Uncle, padh raha hai, phone
dun kya.
.
1 ne toh hadd hi kar di, kaha: "Haan Papa bolo kya
hua...
.
Ab bolo "Har ek friend zaroori hota hai!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Cinema poster

1st beggar: arey, tum kyu us cinema poster ko aise
gur rahe ho?
2nd beggar: main hee is cinema ka producer hoo

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa To Rikshaw Wala

Santa To Rikshaw Wala:
Arey O Bhai Khaali Ho
Kya… ?
Rikshaw Wala:
Haan G Bilkul Khaali Hoon
Santa:
Aao Chalo Phir Taash
Khelty Hyn . .

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)