Close Your Eyes When I Kisses You
Boy : Why
You Did Not
Close Your Eyes
When
I Kisses You ?
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Girl : Kaminay .. Last Time Eyes
Close Ki Thein, Tab Tu Ne Mere
Purse
Se 500 Rupy Chura Liye The … =P:)
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 794 views
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