Boy : Why
You Did Not
Close Your Eyes
When
I Kisses You ?
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Girl : Kaminay .. Last Time Eyes
Close Ki Thein, Tab Tu Ne Mere
Purse
Se 500 Rupy Chura Liye The … =P:)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 887 views

whom do u like more mama or papa

Papa: whom do u like more mama or papa

kid: both
Papa: no tell me 1.
Kid: both
Papa: if i go america & ur mother go to paris. Where u go?
Kid: paris
Papa: this mean u like ur mother?
Kid: no.
Paris is beautiful then america
Papa: if i go paris & ur mother go america so where u go
Kid: america
Papa: why kid: bcuz i havent been there before . .

Papa: Ullu da Pattha.. ;-p

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sardar wanted to see Butterfly

Why Did Santa Throw The Butter
Out Of The Window?

A: He Wanted To See Butterfly!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Punishment

Student: Sir, kiya aap mujhay aik aesay kaam kee saza daingay jo maen nay naheen kiya."

Teacher: Naheen, maen aesa kyoon karoonga bhala.

Student: Shukriya sir, baat ye hae kay aaj maen nay homework naheen kiya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wife wish 2 be a newspaper

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.

Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Pappu asked 1 question

Pappu asked 1 question and teacher got confused.
Question was: Black is colour, white is also a colour but black and white is not a colour TV. Why?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)