Global Warming warning
Global Warming warning:" Our next generations will not be able to see polar bears and tigers..
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To hum kya karein.. ??
Humne bhi to dinosaur nahi dekhe..
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kabhi shikayat ki kya ?? :(( :p :D :O
rish.k
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 772 views
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