Jado mai chota c,menu ik
Santa- Jado mai chota c,menu ik kuri nal pyar ho gya,te mai usde 4 bhrawa nal gal v karli c.
Banta-Fer ki hoya?
Santa-aje tak siddha tureya nai janda.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 838 views
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