Maths Teacher Was Teaching

Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions
Teacher:
If 1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then
For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?
Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 672 views
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