Me sub ka baap hun
Dost:agr tum zaheen ho to Rs.100 bhejo.
Hoshyar bo to 200.agr dono ho to 300 bhejo
sardar ne 600 rupee bheje aur kaha me in sub ka baap hun.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 531 views
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