Santa Mobile Shop me
Santa Mobile Shop me : 1 Memory card Daal dena
Shopkeeper Man: Mobile Dena
Santa: Mobile me nahi meri hi yaadast kamjor hai mere dimaag me daal do
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 872 views
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