RAAZ Dr. ne kha he k muje blood pressure he

Jiski vaja se muje hert attack b ho sakta hy

FARAZ-Nhi aa skta.
R-Q. F-Q..ki Ap Pathar dil he

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 969 views

Dad-exam kaisa hua?

dad-exam kaisa hua?
son-Q. no 1 chhut gaya. 3 ata nahi tha. 4 karna bhul gaya. 5 nazar nahi aaya.
dad-Q. no 2 ? son-bas wahi galat ho gaya..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa Drinking n driving dono

Santa: Drinking n driving dono nalo naal nai ho sakde.
Banta: Y?

Santa: Je speed breaker aa gaya taa peg dul jau.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

mba

A Beggar Found Rs. 100/-
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He Went To A 5 Star Hotel For Dinner…
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Bill Rs. 3000/-
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He was unable to pay!!!
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Manager Handed Him To Police!!!
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He Gave Rs. 100/- To Policeman & Free!!!
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Its Called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT Without MBA

by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)

Funny Saas And Funny Bahu

Funny Saas: Bhagwan ne tumhe 2-2 aankhe di. Chawal me se 3-4 pathar nahi nikal sakti kya.

Funny Bahu: Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daant diye 3-4 pathar bhi nahi chaba sakti kya?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

One day one boy and girl came late to school.

One day one boy and girl came late to school.

Teacher Asked Girl why were they late,

Girl: Sir i lost my 1 rupee coin on the way while i was coming to school, i searched for that for that i got late.

Teacher asked the boy why were u late,

Boy replied:i was standing on that coin to hide.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)