Wife Load

Husband: aadhi rat ko wife se, wife ji aik dam se marna behtar hai ya, dam ghut ghut ker marna

Wife: Aik dam marna behter hai.

Husband: Acha to phir apni dosri tang bhi mare oper rakh do

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 567 views
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