Shadi se phele Ka

Shadi se phele Ka
PYAR:
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“Janu Tum Nahi
To Main Nahi
OR
Main Nahi
To Tum NAhi”
AUR
Shadi K Bad Ka
Pyar:
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“KAMINI”
Aaj Tu Nahi
YA Main Nahi….

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 490 views
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