really girls r very smart

really girls r very smart…. ;)

girl: apple ka rate kya hai…???

shopkeeper: 100rs ke 10…

kuch kam kro na plz…..
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shopkeeper: acha ap 80 ke 8 le lo….
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girl: thank U… yeh hui na baat… dedo…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 592 views
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