Pagal Chinese se

Pagal chinese se: tum american ho?
Chinese: nhi main chinese hu!
Pagal: nhi tum american ho.
chinese gusse me: haan main american hu Pagal:
lagte to chinese ho.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 545 views
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