Ek charsi ki bakri gum ho gai bohat talash kya magar nhi mili,

Sham ko ghar aaya tou bakri samne bandhi hui thi,

Ghuse mai aa kar bakri zibah kar di,

Khud bhi khai or doston ko bhi khilai,

Jab subha so kar utha tou dekha bari sahi salamat khari thi,

Aur kuta gayeb tha……

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 847 views

Santa ne apna cellphone leke

Santa ne apna cellphone leke dentist ke pass gaya tha. kyu?
kyunki use check karna tha ke uske cell mein bluetooth hai ki nahi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Professor ne 1 Larkay k liye 1

Professor ne 1 Larkay k liye 1 taraf cake or 1 taraf Larki rakhi.

Larka foran cake ki taraf Lapka.

Doosri bar cake badal K Roti rakhi to Larka Roti ko Lapka.

Yoon bar bar food item Badalnay per Larka her bar Khaney ki taraf Bhaga.

Professor: Bus Sabit hua K Bhook hi sab se Barri Taqat hai.

Last row se aik Student Bola:

Sir g! Ek Bar Larki Bhi Badal k Dekh Lein. Ye iski Behan he...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Patni Apne Pati Ki

Patni Apne Pati Ki Parayi Aurton Pe Nazar Rakhne Se Tang Thi, Ek Din Aakhir Bol Hi Padi.

Patni: “Maine Gadhon Par Research Ki Hai, Wo Apni Gadhi Ke Siwa Kisi Aur Gadhi Ko Dekhta Tak Nahi”

Pati Ne Muskurate Hue Bada Pyaara Sa Jawab Diya: “Pagli, Isliye To Use Gadha Kehte Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Vasectomy Jokes

As I sit here I'm contemplating having a vasectomy, you know... the "removing" of your manhood. You know, it looks like a relatively simple procedure, heck I even asked if they had a do-it-yourself kit (true story). Afterall, $950 bucks for a 15 minute snip-snip is kinda excessive. At any rate, I won't be cutting on my balls anytime soon - but I do have some vasectomy jokes (more of a timeline of events) if you're in the same mood I am. We'll call him "Bill" and this is his story.
It's A Family Decision

VasectomyBill was at his family doctor for his annual physical exam. His doctor returned, filling out a bunch of stuff on his chart, and boasted "Your checkup went well, everything looks to be in order. Is there anything that you'd like to ask me?"

"Well," Bill mumbles, "Actually, I was thinking about getting a vasectomy."

"That's a pretty big decision. Have you talked this over with your family?"

"Yeah, and they're in favor 9 to 2."
Right After The Operation

Bill wakes up from a vasectomy and the doctor tells him he has good news and bad news. "The good news is we were able to save your testicles. The bad news is they're under your pillow."
What Really Happened To Bill

While doing the vasectomy, Bill's doctor slipped and cut off one of his testicles. In an effort to avoid a malpractice lawsuit, he replaced Bill's missing ball with an onion.

Two weeks later, Bill returned for a checkup. "How's your sex life?" the doc asked. "Pretty good, but I've had some strange side effects." "Like what?" the nervous doc asked anxiously. "Well, every time I pee my eyes water. When my wife gives me a blow job she gets heartburn. And every time I pass a hotdog stand, I get a hard-on."
Post-Op Final Check-Up

Six weeks after his vasectomy, Bill returns to his doctor for his scheduled semen test. The nurse hands him a little jar and points to a broom closet down the hall. After half an hour, he still hasn't come out - and a line is forming! So she puts her ear to the door to see if he is ok. All she can hear is lots of heavy breathing and grunting, so she goes back to her station and tells the other guys to wait their turn. Fifteen minutes later the guy finally comes out, red in the face and sweating. "I've tried everything," he says. "I've pulled it, I've twisted it, I've even pounded it on the sink, but I *still* can't open this damn jar!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hitler during his speech

Hitler during his speech:
” There is no word of ” Impossible” in my dictionary.”

Sardar: te mama tu dekh k leni c.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)