Based on the telenor ad
Based on the telenor ad:
Biwi: Suna hy catch ch0rnay k mamlay me aap baray dil phenk thay..ap k bhai umer akmal bta rahay thay
Der raat tk sattaybaz0n k sath bethe rehte the..ap ki ammi ko call ki thi wo bta rahi theen..
Kamran: kya sara credit aj hi khtm krdya?
Biwi: Ahan…
Han tou yeh r0ss tayl0r k0n tha
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 758 views
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