Agar koi apko dopahar 12-1
Agar koi apko dopahar 12-1 baje kahy “good-night”
ya phir
shaam ko kahe “good morning”
ya phir
ajeeb ajeeb batien karien
to samajh lein keh Us keh exams ho rahey hain!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 499 views
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Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank.
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away.
Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan Ki 2 Biwian Lar Pari
Ik Boli: Aj Sunday Hy.
Dosri Boli: Nahi Aj Monday Hy.
PATHAN Tang Aa K Bola :
Hum Kya Pagal Hai
Jo Jumaa Parh Ke Aya Hai..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Life Style
Agar koi tumhian paththar mary.
To tum par farz hai k
Tum us par phool phenko,
Lekin Gamlay Sameet.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan Puts His Hand on his Girlfriend's hand.
While Driving from Islamabad to Lahore.
She smiles and said: You can go Further.
And
Pathan Drives to Multan
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Boy:" kaisi ho...??
Girl:" fine :))
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Boy:" missing me..??
Girl:" :p
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Boy:" yaar meri tabiyat kharab hai
Girl:" :O
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Boy:" aaj kaisa din guzra...??
Girl:" ;)
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Boy:" busy ho...??
Girl:" II??? B-)
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Boy:" Koi paas hai... ??
Girl:" kaha na nahi :@
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Boy:" To pagal ki bachi saali munh se kuch
phoot bhi, apne baap ki shakle kyu send kar
rahi hai.. ??
Girl:" :'((
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan:
Hum Bachpan may bohat taqatwar tha
Dost:
Wo kaisay ?
Pathan:
Hamara Maa kehta he Jab Hum Rota tha, to sara Ghar Sar pe otha leta tha.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Agar life main kabhi koi mistake ho jaye .
To 2 minute apni ankhain band karo Or socho
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ke
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. Iska ilzam kispar lagaya jaye =D
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Snta K Tange Nili Ho Gyi,
Dr: Zeher h Katni Padegi.
Tang Kat Kr nakli Laga Di.
2Din Bad, Nakli Tange B Nili Pad Gyi.
Dr: Ab Bimari Smjh Ayi JEANS Rang chorti h.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
MOBILE BALANCE:
Musharraf:
Rs. 100>Rs.91
Zardari:
Rs.100>Rs.84
Nawaz Shareef:
Rs.100>Rs. 65
Aur kaho Shair Aaya Sab kuch kaya..
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard
&
comes to a conclusion:
I’ll drink poison n let lion eat me.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)