Agar koi apko dopahar 12-1
Agar koi apko dopahar 12-1 baje kahy “good-night”
ya phir
shaam ko kahe “good morning”
ya phir
ajeeb ajeeb batien karien
to samajh lein keh Us keh exams ho rahey hain!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 808 views
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