TV Reporter To Pathan
T.V Reporter To Pathan
Apko Konsi Actress Pasnd Hai?
Pathan: Katreena Kareena Pretty Priyanka Amisha
Reporter: Sabse Ziada?
Pathan: Shahid Kapoor
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 967 views
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Par Yaad Tumhari Ati Hy,
Tum Sans Wahan Par Lyti Ho
Or Badbo Yahan Par Ati Hai…
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Ab rishty wale ap ko dekhne aayen to apne mu par meezan ka oil laga dena,
kiun k
har cheez meezan me achi lagti hai.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
PATHAN khusry ko zbardasti Ghar laya.
Khusra:Khan sahb maaf kr do mujhy jany do
Pathan bola is ka fesla tumhara kismat kare ga or Ludo ka Dana laya or bola:
Agr 1,2,3,4,5 aaya to hum tumhara Rape Kare ga.
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Khusra dartey huye bola:
KHAN SAHAB agr 6 aaya to?
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PATHAN muskura k bola:
Lagta hai tum ne kabhi ludo nai kheli?
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Hon vekh kida khush pia onda a Bandr na hovey te!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 Rupees, the Sardarji deserved more service. So, when the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard. When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror.
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Replied he "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else"
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Hamari New Generation Miss Ne
KG1 Class K Bache Se Kaha
1 Se 10 Tak Gino Me Tume Kiss Dungi
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to Kya Package Hai?
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Santa: Sharab pite pite rone laga
Banta: Kya hua kyo ro rahe ho?
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Dr. 2 Pathan:
Agar Tum Rozana 3KM Walk Karoge To 1 Saal Me Tumhara 50KG Wazan Kam Ho Jaye Ga.
1 Saal Bad Pathan Ne Doctor Ko Call Ki Or Kaha:
O Doctor Wazan To Kam Ho Gaya Hai Magar 1 Bara Masla Ho Gaya Hai.
Doctor:
Ab Kia Ho Gaya Hai??
Pathan:
O Khana Kharab Ka Bacha Hum Apne Ghar Se 1095KM Door Nikal Aya Hai.;
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Modern Bezzati..
Boy to Girl: I love u & want 2
marry u.
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Girl: Apni Shakal dekhi hai ?
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Boy: Bekar hai tabi to tere pass aaya hu.
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