Nepali: Uuu shab ji

Nepali: Uuu shab ji ye sham singh ka mobile kahan milega?

Salesman- Pta nahi.
Nepali: address to isi shop ka hai.

Salesman: abey ye sham singh nai SamSung Hai.(Jas)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 956 views
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