oagal ka letter

Ek pagal khat likh raha tha,
kisi ne pocha kis ko likh rahe ho?

Bola: "khud ko"

Pocha: "kya likha hai ?"

Bola: "mujhe kya pata abhi mujhe mila thori hai"

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