Papa mjhe Nokrani se pyar

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Major Rohail: Nokarani ko rani banane ka na socho.

Boy: Kyu?
Major Rohail: Yehi galti mei ne b ke thi beta.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1021 views
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