Jab Mangni k Bad

Jab Mangni k Bad
lambe Arsay TakShadi Nahi ki Jati
To Faida kis Ko hota Hai??”
Larky Ko..?
“NO.!
Larki ko..!
” NO.!
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.
.
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“Easy Load wale ko.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 805 views
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