Dawaa Ka Bottle

Doctor: Is dawaa ko ek hafte main poora karo aur baad main aake milo.

Patient: Theek hai doctor.
(ek hafte ke baad)

Doctor: Dawaa khatam huaa kya?

Patient: Nahi doctor.
Doctor: Kyu nahi?

Patient: Usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha bandh rakhe.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 724 views
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