Naman: Sir, mere ghar mein TV chodke baaki sabki chori hogayi hai Police: chor ne sirf TV kisliye chodaa hoga Naman: mujhe kya pataa sir main us samay TV mein serial dekh rahaa thaa

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1116 views

Gadhon Ki Race!..

Gadhon Ki Race!....

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Fire!..

aray Bhago sms bad main prhna..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Park me aise Q baithe ho?

Police: Park me aise Q baithe ho?

Srdar: Hm dono sadi-suda hain!
Police: To Ghar me baitho

Srdar:nhi baith sakte na Q K
iska Pati or meri Biwi nhi Manegi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Chak De India

Sachi bahaduri ka matlab

Der raat ko ghar lotna..

Late-night club se
nashe me bilkul tun..

Papaji hath me hockey lekar gate khole..

Or tum kaho..
"Chak De India".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek choha shrab ke galass main

Ek chooha sharab k glass me gir gaya.
Wahan se ek billi guzri to usne billi se kaha k mjhy
yahan se nikalo phir chahy mjhy kha jana.
Billi ne laat mari glass gira diya.
Chooha nikal kr bhaga or bil me ja kr khara ho gya
Billi na kaha jhooty, dhoky baaz tm to keh rahy thy
k mjhy nikalo beshak mjhy phir kha lena…
Chooha Muskuraya
Or Bola
Jaan naraz mat hona
Us waqt main Nashy me tha.;-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Dost

Police to Santa : "Tumhara Dost kaise mara?"
Santa : "O ji Mai kuch nahi janta, Usne to yehi kaha
tha-Mere Pat me Chuhe kud rahe hai. to Mene use
Chuhe Mar

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)