A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
"He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade."

After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,"Khoti de puttar 1 vari ticket to le le"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 834 views

Paisi Bacha Ke Kya Karega Santa?

Ek Baar Santa Tailor Ke Pass Jata Hai Aur Puchta Hai.
Santa: “Bhai Pent Ki Silwai Kitni Hai?”

Tailor: “Ji 150 Rupaye”
Santa: “Aur Nikar Ki Silwai?”
Tailor: “Ji 50 Rupaye”

Santa Kuch Soch Kar Bola: “Chalo Nikar Hi Seel Dena Par Lambai Pairo Tak Rakhna“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

BEAUTIFULL

A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side.

A couple of minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're cute!" Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of "beautiful," it was "cute." She asked, "What happened to 'beautiful'?" His reply was "The drugs are wearing off!"

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Mere khyal se hmari beti ki

Biwi-mere khyal se hmari beti ki kisi ladke k sath setting ho gai h

pati-vo kaise?

Bivi-q ki vo kafi dino se recharge k paise nahi maang rhi h.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bahu: Maaji yeh abhi tak nahi aye,

Bahu: Maaji yeh abhi tak nahi aye, kahi koi dusri Aurat to nahi hai?

Saas: kalmuhi hamesa ulta sochti hai aisa bhi toh ho sakta hai kisi truck k niche a gaya ho....

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Main Raat ko Aaunga

Santa: Yaar Maine Apni Girlfriend ko SMS Kiya K Main Raat ko Aaunga.

Aur Main Raat Ko Gaya To,
Wo Kisi Aur k Sath Thi.

Banta: Tu Dil Chhota Mat Kar Yaar!

Ho Sakta Hai K Msg He Na Mila Ho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)