Sardar Jee and Pray

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
"He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade."

After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,"Khoti de puttar 1 vari ticket to le le"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 603 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

Looking Sad Today

Bolu: Pappu, Why are you looking sad today ? Pappu: My wife will not speak with me for a week…. Bolu: Are you mad, You should be happy for that… Pappu: Ya I was but today is the last day !

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in Ur hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Hum wapis pi gaya

Jahaaz me Air-Hostess ne pathan ko ulti karte dekha to wo bag de gai k is me kar lo
Thori der bad AirHostess dekhti hai k sab ulti kar rahe hen or pathan so raha hai.

Usne Pathan se pocha sab kyun ulti kr rahe hen?
Pathan: hum ne ulti kia sab ne bura mana.
Hum wapis pi gaya.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Ajnabi se Baat

Pessenger: Tumne Mere Jaib Me Hath Kyn Dala?

Pathan: Muje Machis Chahiye Thi

Pessenger: Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The

Pathan: Hum Ajnabi Se Baat
Nahi Karta

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Training k doraan

Training k doraan 1 officer ne sipahi se poocha: Ye hath main kia hay?

Rab Nawaz: Sir Ye bandooq hay. Officer: Ye bandooq nahin tumhari izzat or shan hai, tumhari maa hay maa.

Then Officer to a Pathan Sipahi: Tumharay hath main ye kya hay?

Pathan: Sir, Ye Rab Nawaz ki ammi hay aur hamara khaala hay?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Happy mother day

Boy:xcuse me.
Girl:g kahye
boy:mere hone wale bachun ki tarf se ap ko happy mother day.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Teacher: urdu mein translate karo

Teacher: urdu mein translate karo,
“Dear look at that girl.. She is beautiful”

Student:

“jani !!! Bacchi to dakh …
Qayamat hy qayamat….

by Raju (few years ago!)
Gir;mujhe kyoun dekh rahe ho?

gir;mujhe kyoun dekh rahe ho?
tumari koi behan nahi he kya

boy;hai is liye to dekh raha hoon
girl; koun?

boy ; meri behan ko bhabi cahiye..........

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Trainin k doran 1 officer ne

Trainin k doran 1 officer ne sipahi se pucha: Ye tumharay hath me kya he?

Rab Nawaz: Sir ye bandooq he.

Officer: Ye bandooq nhi tumhari izzat or shaan hai,
Tumhari maa hay maa.

Then officer to a pathan sipahi: Tumharay hath me ye kya he?
Pathan Sipahi: Sir ye Rab nawaz ki maa or hamari khala hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
bush

BUSH:

Humary pass

Britny

Julie Robert

Anjelina Joli

sab ha!

Tumre pass

kya hay?

MANMOHN SINGH:

Humary pass Imran Hashmi he!

Bhej do sab ko

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Benefits Of Having Alzheime..

Teacher - un do kings ka naam

Wife: Me tumhari yaad me

Pathan English sekny obama k..

Train me yaar raat bhar

Ham 25 Bhen Bhai Hain

Cheel urri

A man went to his lawyer

A OnLine Advertizement

Message of the weak

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook