Bache ko perhaya karain

Teacher ne 1 bache ki Mother ko likha k bache ko
Nehla k School bheja karen,
Mother ne Notes Parhne k baad likha k
bache ko Parhaya Karen,
Sunga Na Karen..!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 801 views
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