Wo Shetan jo Ramzan me band nai hoye unki 4 Nishanian

1.Hath me Mobile ho ga

2.Angutha Buton pr hoga

3.Msg Perh kr Hansy ga

4.Pir Sochega k kisko Forward kero

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 606 views

happy winter season

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Boot pehn loon Sardiyan jo aa gayi hain!

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Blonde Getting A Hair Cut

A blond was rollerblading with her headphones on. she stopped in the hair salon and asked for a hair cut. she instructed that the hair stylist could not take off the headphones.

the stylist replied "no" so the blond left. she went to a different hair salon and said the same thing. the stylist replied "ok".

after a while, the blond fell asleep in the chair. the stylist took off the headphones and the blonde died on the spot. confused at what happened, the stylist put on the headphones. they were saying, "breath in, breath out"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Student

Ques: Wo konsi ek baat hai Jo Students hazaro'n saal pahly bhi kahty tay, Aaj bhi kahty hain, owr Qayamat tak kahty rahengay?
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Ans: Bus yarr kal se parhayi shuru karunga

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

boy friend before marriage?

Dulha on Wedding asks from Dulhan, do you have any boy friend before marriage?

Dulhan become silent
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Dulha: main is khamoshi ko kia samjhoon?
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Dulhan: kameeney ruk jaa... gin-ney to de.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Aaj tum late kion aye

Miss: Aaj tum late kion aye ho? School 7 baje shuru hota hay, itni dair kion ki?
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Kid: Miss ap mairi itni fikar mat kia karain, log shak karty hain

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)