Wo Shetan jo Ramzan me
Wo Shetan jo Ramzan me band nai hoye unki 4 Nishanian
1.Hath me Mobile ho ga
2.Angutha Buton pr hoga
3.Msg Perh kr Hansy ga
4.Pir Sochega k kisko Forward kero
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 722 views
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