A chines couple
A chines couple
Mr Hua & Mrs Hua
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... Dey named thm
Jo-Hua' ' So-Hua'
Nxt year they Got 1 black baby.
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"Ye-Kia-Hua",,
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 816 views
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