A chines couple

A chines couple
Mr Hua & Mrs Hua

Got twin babies aftr mariage

... Dey named thm

Jo-Hua' ' So-Hua'

Nxt year they Got 1 black baby.
Dey namd him,
"Ye-Kia-Hua",,

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 560 views
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